fitness-fa-dayss:

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

missphanosaur18:

rapewhistled:

we evolved for hundreds of thousands of years to hunt and eat and live a certain way and now we all are forced to live in cement buildings and sit at ur job from 9-5 and u wonder why everyone seems to have a psychological disorder

*claps loudly and sobs*

I think about this all the time

carpe-cerevisi:

#113th congress mean girls dreamcast

↳ harry reid as principal duvall.

"aw hell no, i did not leave vegas for this filibuster"

Source: carpe-cerevisi

"may i feel said he" by e. e. cummings read by Tom Hiddleston

may i feel said he
(i’ll squeal said she
just once said he)
it’s fun said she

(may i touch said he
how much said she
a lot said he)
why not said she

(let’s go said he
not too far said she
what’s too far said he
where you are said she)

may i stay said he
(which way said she
like this said he
if you kiss said she

may i move said he
it is love said she)
if you’re willing said he
(but you’re killing said she

but it’s life said he
but your wife said she
now said he)
ow said she

(tiptop said he
don’t stop said she
oh no said he)
go slow said she

(cccome?said he
ummm said she
you’re divine!said he
(you are Mine said she)

Source: hxcfairy

babylizard:

this is one of THE most important charlie moments in the whole series

Source: mirrortraffic

mujeristaxicana:

ningun ser humano es ilegal

Source: arzitekt

Source: sighsomemore

Source: chainsonlybreakmes

seriousjones:

the scariest email I have ever received

seriousjones:

the scariest email I have ever received

Source: seriousjones

steamedcrab:

so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.

thefrogman:


wifihunters:

Puny senators. 
Drawn by Amanda [tumblr]

thefrogman:

wifihunters:

Puny senators. 

Drawn by Amanda [tumblr]

Source: wifihunters

Source: jersonordavid

Source: theotheropinion

Source: red-white-betterthanyou

nancy-pelosi:

Good to know that Patrick rides the Orange Line too :)

nancy-pelosi:

Good to know that Patrick rides the Orange Line too :)

cognitivedissonance:


She responds to insults with humor. Tucker Carlson, co-host of CNN’s “Crossfire,” claimed that he would eat his “shoes [and] tie” if “Living History” sold one million copies. According to the New York Times, Clinton dropped by the “Crossfire” set with a giant brown shoe made of chocolate cake and a signed copy of her memoir for Carlson after the book sold over a million copies in its first month. Pure class.
— and 64 other reasons why Hills is a badass

I feel like the mean girls in high school messed with Hillary Clinton once. 
Once.

cognitivedissonance:

She responds to insults with humor. Tucker Carlson, co-host of CNN’s “Crossfire,” claimed that he would eat his “shoes [and] tie” if “Living History” sold one million copies. According to the New York Times, Clinton dropped by the “Crossfire” set with a giant brown shoe made of chocolate cake and a signed copy of her memoir for Carlson after the book sold over a million copies in its first month. Pure class.

— and 64 other reasons why Hills is a badass

I feel like the mean girls in high school messed with Hillary Clinton once. 

Once.

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